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Topic History of: Man who cut JK out of TOTP repeats hospitalized with exhaustion
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MCR |
JK2006 wrote:
I wouldn't have thought anybody in the world - with the possible exception of a pygmy eskimo from the undiscovered rain forest - could ever have taken it seriously after the first few words but then the species often astonishes me these days. I was laughing from the start.
Yes it did sound ridiculous! |
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JK2006 |
I wouldn't have thought anybody in the world - with the possible exception of a pygmy eskimo from the undiscovered rain forest - could ever have taken it seriously after the first few words but then the species often astonishes me these days. I was laughing from the start. |
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MCR |
Apologies looks like i've been duped, it's a satire/spoof website.
Although it could easily have been a real story. |
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andrew |
MCR wrote:
This was posted elsewhere, i know it's old
newsthump.com/2012/10/16/editor-responsi...sed-with-exhaustion/
Tuesday 16 October 2012
Editor responsible for cutting paedophiles out of Top of the Pops repeats hospitalised with exhaustion
The BBC editor responsible for cutting paedophiles out of BBC4 repeats of Top of the Pops has been hospitalised suffering from exhaustion, according to the corporation.
Mark Collins, 45, had only just finished expunging every single instance of Jonathan King from the archives, and emerged blinking into the sunlight last week to be told of the allegations against Jimmy Savile.
Collins then returned to his darkened editing suite and just rocked back and forth in the corner for a few moments before beginning at 1964 again.
Also consigning Gary Glitter’s numerous appearances to the cutting room floor as well as so many dodgy DJ links has meant that some of the 30-minute episodes will now come in at under seven-and-a-half minutes, meaning that four can now be shown in a single timeslot, thus increasing Collins’s workload exponentially.
After a 72-hour non-stop editing session, Collins stopped for a quick break when he was seen reading a newspaper, muttering, “John Peel? How old? This is like painting the Forth Bridge.”
TOTP 2
Viewing the latest version of a 1975 episode, now consisting of little more than a Top 40 rundown that only mentions six acts, and an appearance by The Nolans, Collins then buried his head in his hands, wailing, “That other DJ with the beard now looks like a wrong ‘un too.”
“Better get rid of all 463 appearances by him over the decades.”
Collins was then removed to a secure psychiatric unit and a BBC spokesman said, “To play it safe, we’re just going to show the Top of the Pops opening credits repeatedly for half an hour.”
“Who doesn’t love that version of Whole Lotta Love by Led Zeppelin, a band in no way ever linked with underage groupies?”
“Oh shit.”
I wonder if he is the one who censored Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em DVD's ? |
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MCR |
This was posted elsewhere, i know it's old
newsthump.com/2012/10/16/editor-responsi...sed-with-exhaustion/
Tuesday 16 October 2012
Editor responsible for cutting paedophiles out of Top of the Pops repeats hospitalised with exhaustion
The BBC editor responsible for cutting paedophiles out of BBC4 repeats of Top of the Pops has been hospitalised suffering from exhaustion, according to the corporation.
Mark Collins, 45, had only just finished expunging every single instance of Jonathan King from the archives, and emerged blinking into the sunlight last week to be told of the allegations against Jimmy Savile.
Collins then returned to his darkened editing suite and just rocked back and forth in the corner for a few moments before beginning at 1964 again.
Also consigning Gary Glitters numerous appearances to the cutting room floor as well as so many dodgy DJ links has meant that some of the 30-minute episodes will now come in at under seven-and-a-half minutes, meaning that four can now be shown in a single timeslot, thus increasing Collinss workload exponentially.
After a 72-hour non-stop editing session, Collins stopped for a quick break when he was seen reading a newspaper, muttering, John Peel? How old? This is like painting the Forth Bridge.
TOTP 2
Viewing the latest version of a 1975 episode, now consisting of little more than a Top 40 rundown that only mentions six acts, and an appearance by The Nolans, Collins then buried his head in his hands, wailing, That other DJ with the beard now looks like a wrong un too.
Better get rid of all 463 appearances by him over the decades.
Collins was then removed to a secure psychiatric unit and a BBC spokesman said, To play it safe, were just going to show the Top of the Pops opening credits repeatedly for half an hour.
Who doesnt love that version of Whole Lotta Love by Led Zeppelin, a band in no way ever linked with underage groupies?
Oh shit. |
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