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Topic History of: The saga of my toilet seat.
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Honey The lack of toilet roll has paled into insignificance.
Now there is no cat litter in the shops and I don't think I can train them to use flannels and buckets.
robbiex Honey wrote:
Oh Robbie don't even joke! I am seriously contemplating getting some flannels and a bucket with a lid. If there are several people in the house and only one of you is fit enough to go shopping, what good are the four rolls you are allowed on your ration?

I really really wish I had been a stockpiling idiot.

If this happens again I am going to get a removal van and buy up the whole of Morrisons.


I'm sorry to hear that you are genuinely short and have a genuine need to buy more than the ration, however if people shopped normally as they are now required to do, then stocks should return soon, as there is no shortage of supply, only people been greedy. It makes you ashamed to be british sometimes.
Honey Oh Robbie don't even joke! I am seriously contemplating getting some flannels and a bucket with a lid. If there are several people in the house and only one of you is fit enough to go shopping, what good are the four rolls you are allowed on your ration?

I really really wish I had been a stockpiling idiot.

If this happens again I am going to get a removal van and buy up the whole of Morrisons.
robbiex Now you just need to find some bog roll and you're sorted.
Honey I went to a lot of trouble to get an older discontinued style of toilet because they have a better flush, but the fittings for the toilet seats dont quite match so they work themselves loose and every few months I slide off.