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Reminds me of the Royle Family Christmas special where Denise's father-in-law David Senior (Tom Courtney) gets up Jim Royle's nose with his leather driving gloves and references to "the Mondeo".
Had forgotten this bit!
David Sr: Excrement in the exhaust pipe.
Jim: What?
David Sr: This morning, Jimbo. Excrement in the exhaust pipe.
Jim: What did you do that for?
David Sr: No, not me, next-door neighbours. The ongoing hedge dispute. They put excrement in the exhaust pipe of the Mondeo.