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The Fat Controller wrote: ANT MCPARTLIN CUTS HIS THUMB!
Surely it deserves the obligatory "flashing ticker tape" *** BREAKING NEWS **** on Sky TV ?
Pattaya
Thank The Lord he wasn't circumcised!
Point taken FC.
honey!oh sugar sugar.
Those of us who are a bit thick and very shallow are far more interested in How someone cuts the end of their thumb off on a perfectly ordinary mandoline and why they would need to do a dress rehearsal of cutting spuds the day before they were needed than anything going on in Syria or Egypt.
With the world on the precipice of disaster, the people in Syria blinded, gassed, burned, and having their limbs blown off by their own leaders; the Egyptians crying out to the rest of the world for help and radical change to end their poverty; the Ukraine on the verge of complete collapse; protesters being shot dead by police in Bangkok...
The Sun's front page headline this morning-ANT MCPARTLIN CUTS HIS THUMB!
I will say no more! To avoid the obligatory r-ant!