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Topic History of: Tell me this is a spoof?
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Honey Yep! Staged, although it looks like the police were not part of the act.
How tiresome. The police don't need encouraging and the public don't need to be more scared than they already are.
Honey Alison wrote:
When reporting a home burglary, it's essential to say that you believe the perpetrators to be still on your premises (because you can hear them!) - as only then, will you have any hope of the police coming out.

I think this would be an awful thing to do.

While the police are bombarded with false claims of burglars on the premises they will not treat it urgently, leaving people who are telling the truth ignored and in terrible danger.
Alison When reporting a home burglary, it's essential to say that you believe the perpetrators to be still on your premises (because you can hear them!) - as only then, will you have any hope of the police coming out.
Green Man Honey wrote:
Green Man wrote:
Wish the police were like this when I told them about a burglary. Told me to look on eBay and Gumtree followed by a crime number.

You did well to speak to them at all, Green Man.


When I told them that if I bought my property back would I be in trouble for receiving stolen goods ?

The police won’t tackle leftist groups like BLM or Extinction Rebellion but are happy to arrest those who are conservative.

You can tear down statues and police won’t do nothing in case they are dubbed racists.
Honey Green Man wrote:
Wish the police were like this when I told them about a burglary. Told me to look on eBay and Gumtree followed by a crime number.

You did well to speak to them at all, Green Man.