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B-Liar's latest "client" is Albania, but ............
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#117225
In The Know (as always)

B-Liar's latest "client" is Albania, but ............ 11 Years ago  
... Serbia won't hire him as he "costs too much"

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2674476...lair-costs-much.html

See what B-Liar and his (loony) cronies are up to these days ........
 
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#117252
In The Know (but not this time)

Re:B-Liar's latest "client" is Albania, but ............ 11 Years ago  
We all know that B-Liar has aspirations to be a rock star ...

... favourite band ? AC / DC maybe ?

... and fave song? "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" ?
 
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#117295
Re:B-Liar's latest "client" is Albania, but ............ 11 Years ago  
from Mark Ellen's "Rock Stars Stole My Life":

"The new five-piece Ugly Rumours began appearing on the party circuit, Al perfecting his gale-force solos and Tony adopting a courageous hoop-necked top that revealed several square inches of bare torso. The only tensions were the endless do-you-tuck-your-flares-into-your-cowboy-boots debates that panicked the ranks seconds before showtime, and the irritating sight of pretty girls in print dresses gathered round the central mike-stand. The set-list usually went like this:

• ‘Honky Tonk Women’ by the Stones
• The inescapable ‘Johnny B. Goode’
• ‘Long Train Running’ and ‘China Grove’ by the Doobie Brothers
• ‘Take It Easy’ by Jackson Browne
• ‘I Don’t Want To Talk About It’, Crazy Horse
• ‘Wishing Well’ by Free
• ‘Live With Me’ and ‘Brown Sugar’ by the Stones

‘Guys, guys.’ Tony called us together after one show. ‘We’re OK and everything but we could be so much better if we rehearsed!’
(…)
The cowbell started up for ‘Honky Tonk Women’. We cranked up the riff and gave Tony the nod and he burst from behind a hedge doing his now fairly polished Jagger impression - low-slung flares, bare midriff, one hand on a hip, the other wagging a cautionary finger, elbows flapping like a chicken. A couple of camp handclaps above his head and he pulled the microphone from its stand.
‘Well awwwrright Corpus Christi Alternative College Ball, how are ya?’"

www.amazon.co.uk/Rock-Stars-Stole-My-Lif...;keywords=mark+ellen
 
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#117307
In The Know (as always)

Re:B-Liar's latest "client" is Albania, but ............ 11 Years ago  
"Wishing Well" by FREE ... good song / band - they were obviously working their way up to classics like "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" !

Oh, the loss to the rock world is the gain of the grubby and grimy !
 
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#117326
DemocracyNotHypocrisy

Re:B-Liar's latest "client" is Albania, but ............ 11 Years ago  
Not for Fair & Balanced JK?

As-always missing lil Bliar's BIG BOSS, billionaire war-spiv Rabid-Right Repugnant Bush.

Don'tcha juss lurve wee grim, smug, thug, unhinged ITK - NOT!
 
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#117328
Re:B-Liar's latest "client" is Albania, but ............ 11 Years ago  
What the f*** are you on about? Post elsewhere.
 
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#117338
Re:B-Liar's latest "client" is Albania, but ............ 11 Years ago  
More from Ellen's book:

"Message from Alastair Campbell: ‘The former lead singer of Ugly Rumours is keen to meet Pink Floyd, Kinks and Noel Gallagher but can’t be photographed with Damon Albarn or the tabs will headline it ‘TONY BLUR’ and run some bollocks caption about lack of focus re New Labour strategy etc.’"
 
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#117368
In The Know (as always)

Re:B-Liar's latest "client" is Albania, but ............ 11 Years ago  
If only they were Ugly Rumours !

Unfortunately, everything we know about him is true !
 
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