sometime ..but the media loves something like this Ebola plague and terrifying everyone with it.

It reminds me of how Barry Humphries in the 60s had his own newspaper banners printed up and quietly replaced genuine ones outside newsagents saying:
"Leprosy Plague Now Rampant in West London"

As long as I don't die before I've watched Vile Pervert-The sequel.

Will watch it tonight.

Death is something I'm still waiting for...and I believe it's a trick. Doctors said I should have died in 2009. Still here. Heaven wont have me...clearly. And I'm too damned good for Hell.

it's a shame I won't see you there because I am going to Heaven as I have been gorgeous all my life.

not sure where JK is going as he doesn't believe any of this..possible a Re-education Camp.
If it's Hell he will have 1000 years of being re-educated with ITK.

hedda wrote:

If it's Hell he will have 1000 years of being re-educated with ITK.

I shall not be there, hedda .... as well you know !

Someone who has lead a pristine life full of good advice and intentions will surely be rewarded (although I also suspect that Hell might be alot more fun)?

I fully intend to create my own, new Republic of the Afterlife… not boring like Heaven (no harpists allowed), not hot like Hell (just perfect sunshine with shade, cool drinks, empty pools), not Ordinary like Purgatory (surely the worst place of all to end up in - a bit like life as a police officer)…

Interesting corpses welcome.

JK2006 wrote:
I fully intend to create my own, new Republic of the Afterlife… not boring like Heaven (no harpists allowed), not hot like Hell (just perfect sunshine with shade, cool drinks, empty pools), not Ordinary like Purgatory (surely the worst place of all to end up in - a bit like life as a police officer)…

Interesting corpses welcome.

I am just on my way to the depths of hell now... Or as near as dammit. It involves an open mic, an elderly harpist and someone who thinks you can never have too much harmonica.

I rather like Bob Dylan, Honey (LOL)

The Fat Controller wrote:
Death is something I'm still waiting for...Doctors said I should have died in 2009.

FC ... what do Doctors know?

They still die, don't they?

I don't have a GP or a dentist.

I admit I have done my own dentistry.

andrew wrote:
I don't have a GP or a dentist.

I admit I have done my own dentistry.

Should have asked ITK

Pattaya wrote:
andrew wrote:
I don't have a GP or a dentist.

I admit I have done my own dentistry.

Should have asked ITK

If if ITK was not a Tory, then I might consider the geriatric old timer to fix my wisdom tooth.

andrew wrote:
Pattaya wrote:
andrew wrote:
I don't have a GP or a dentist.

I admit I have done my own dentistry.

Should have asked ITK

If if ITK was not a Tory, then I might consider the geriatric old timer to fix my wisdom tooth.

surely you haven't pulled out your own wisdom tooth? (I will bore you sometime with the story of how I came to break my own finger)

I haven't pulled out the wisdom tooth but, I use burnt sewing needles to clean where gum line is and used paper clips to pick the gum where it's covering up the wisdom tooth, then rinse it all out.

Tell me how you broke your finger.

I misread that as "sunshine, shade, cool drinks and a pool with no water in it". Aaagh, truly a hell!

andrew wrote:
I haven't pulled out the wisdom tooth but, I use burnt sewing needles to clean where gum line is and used paper clips to pick the gum where it's covering up the wisdom tooth, then rinse it all out.

Tell me how you broke your finger.

I had an allergic reaction to (probably) a colleague's "door to door knock-off" washing up liquid, and my hand swelled up really badly and my wedding ring was stuck.
Anti-histamines etc had little effect and when the only solution offered was to cut it off I had to sort it myself.
It was my Grandmother's, then my mothers, now mine, and there was no way in hell I was going to lose it. (you have to bear in mind I was demented with pain) So I drank a half bottle of tequila and tried to dislocate my finger so I could wrestle it off, and broke it.

I yelped out loud reading about the sewing needles. Why not just go to the dentist? Aren't there any NHS ones? Or do you still have to pay?

honey!oh sugar sugar. wrote:
andrew wrote:
I haven't pulled out the wisdom tooth but, I use burnt sewing needles to clean where gum line is and used paper clips to pick the gum where it's covering up the wisdom tooth, then rinse it all out.

Tell me how you broke your finger.

I had an allergic reaction to (probably) a colleague's "door to door knock-off" washing up liquid, and my hand swelled up really badly and my wedding ring was stuck.
Anti-histamines etc had little effect and when the only solution offered was to cut it off I had to sort it myself.
It was my Grandmother's, then my mothers, now mine, and there was no way in hell I was going to lose it. (you have to bear in mind I was demented with pain) So I drank a half bottle of tequila and tried to dislocate my finger so I could wrestle it off, and broke it.

I yelped out loud reading about the sewing needles. Why not just go to the dentist? Aren't there any NHS ones? Or do you still have to pay?

The waiting lists are too long round here you might just give yourself a DIY job, I did jab my gum with the needle by accident, yes blood pissed out but I rinsed out with Listerine and took my girlfriend painkillers which are for period pains.

Needles are good for getting scrapping of the plague but I would not recommend it but least I'm saving NHS money.

I hope you got the ring off with causing damage to it, remember you still another set of fingers lol.

My remember my parents bought some washing powder which was a Persil knockoff from France bought it irritated my skin, then my mum gave another box, which I used for unblocking the kitchen sink.

Your post has ruined my dinner, Honey!

Talking of allergies I remember once having a dead rabbit thrown at me. It hit my face and I broke out in a huge rash for which calomine lotion was applied. Gran always knew best.

Cowcumber and Possett wrote:
Talking of allergies I remember once having a dead rabbit thrown at me. It hit my face and I broke out in a huge rash for which calomine lotion was applied. Gran always knew best.

Who threw and dead rabbit at you and why ?

Cowcumber and Possett wrote:
Talking of allergies I remember once having a dead rabbit thrown at me. It hit my face and I broke out in a huge rash for which calomine lotion was applied. Gran always knew best.

how do you think the rabbit felt?