The good news is , I ordered my turkey online and it arrived, whilst I was out.
I unwrapped it to find the bad news.
Since when did a turkey look like a pigs leg with a trotter on the end?
I rang them up and the lady said "Are you sure its not a turkey?" I replied that "I have not seen one of these fly yet!"
Further good news though, I get to keep the pigs leg, get a free turkey, and some fillet steak thrown in as a sorry note.
I am rather worried about the butcher thoughB)