"Buggery and Discharged"...there is something wrong with that phrase, it won't just come to me....
Why should the MSM publish your having 'got away' with something? Unless it was to call for a change in the law so that vile perverts could be 'banged up' (ok look, it's still early) cos everyone knows they is guilty as sin? Perhaps , as Rumpole once suggested, a brief hearing before the Duty Sergeant with no pesky lawyers present?