Yesterday I was bought both Lunch and Dinner by two beautiful, intelligent and successful women.

Am I becoming a gigolo? Do I resemble Richard Gere?

Urrrrmmmm?....no.

We had gorgeous Orkney Smoked Haddock with pureed Jerusalem Artichokes and Baby Spinach.
It is an amazing vegetable, they taste as smoky as the haddock and were completely unmarinated apart from the soil they grew in.
A combination well worth trying.

The nipper turned his nose up and said "uurrgh whats that?". I said that it was a type of potato and he tried it and loved it.
If I had given it it`s full name he wouldn`t have touched the puree at all.

A couple of points:

1. Richard Gere was merely the punter.

2. I think you need to have had sex to qualify as a gigolo, otherwise you are merely an escort. Unless...........?

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This is the Interweb you could actually be anyone.

I think you're probably Jonathan King but I cannot assert that with any certainty.

There is a story about a member of the House of Lords being stopped by a security officer, put out a bit the Lord demanded "Do you know who I am?

The officer replied "Sorry I don't but I'm sure someone here should be able to tell you".

I can assert that with certainty, Zoo that it is JK, we were all worried at one point that it might be the guy that sang "Itsy weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini" for a while....

Am I becoming a gigolo? Do I resemble Richard Gere?Do you like Hamsters?

Mart wrote:
I can assert that with certainty, Zoo that it is JK, we were all worried at one point that it might be the guy that sang "Itsy weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini" for a while....

Or Paul Gambaccini.