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boy "traumatised" by reindeer !
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#169216
The Festive ITK

boy "traumatised" by reindeer ! 6 Years, 4 Months ago  
I wonder about the sanity of parts of the human race ..... are they people allowed to vote ????

news.sky.com/story/child-traumatised-by-...tmas-grotto-11141205
 
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Re:boy 6 Years, 4 Months ago  
The Festive ITK wrote:
I wonder about the sanity of parts of the human race ..... are they people allowed to vote ????

news.sky.com/story/child-traumatised-by-...tmas-grotto-11141205


See, any normal person would say "oh look dear, the reindeer has poked his head through the wall to say hello to you. lets give him a wave"
 
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#169221
Jo

Re:boy "traumatised" by reindeer ! 6 Years, 4 Months ago  
What next! But prospects of a nice little earner. He could claim compo in 30 years time after a life of dissolution "PTSD".

It's surprising that there has been no wave of historic claims yet about dodgy Santas. Imagine how many there must be. It will no doubt take some dodgy "brave" soul to come forward and give others the idea of claiming against Santa too.

Oh-oh...

 
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#169226
andrew

Re:boy "traumatised" by reindeer ! 6 Years, 4 Months ago  
Why do people always go on social media to complain rather than face to face ?

Also if he was my kid who was 'traumatised' I would of said Ted Nugent shot it and ate it's torso whilst whistling Free for All.
 
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#169243
hedda

Re:boy "traumatised" by reindeer ! 6 Years, 4 Months ago  
I've always hated those "trophy" heads they put on walls and think they are really creepy and cruel.

But what a weird thing to put on a Christmas display? That child was actually being quite clever by asking an obvious question but of course the mother was the one 'traumatised" as she didn't know how to answer which was..

"yes dear it was killed and the designers of the Christmas display are clueless idiots who sold the centre a dodgy idea and the notion that Christmas is associated with "Medieval Times" re-enforces that stupidly.." and Little Johnny would have had a valuable lesson just as ITK needs one as he seems to think Johnny can vote.
 
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#169247
In The Know

Re:boy "traumatised" by reindeer ! 6 Years, 4 Months ago  
... now if little Johnny had seen a picture of hedda in his frock (and wig) - then he would have been traumatised .... lol !
 
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#169268
andrew

Re:boy "traumatised" by reindeer ! 6 Years, 4 Months ago  
If little Johnny didn't come from a family of snowflakes then none of this would of happen.

My parenting skills.
'Little Johnny, listen Santa is a tough son of a bitch who does what he wants, he likes his wife to dress like a whore hence the Father Christmas lingerie in Ann Summers'.

'If this reindeer was shot by Santa then it must of pissed him off or he shot it to feed some starving Ethiopian to help Unicef. Now for the record Santa is not real all them Santa's on TV are actors and your presents paid by a jolly ITK very own back pocket'.
 
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