Williams-Thomas was walking past his local graveyard when he thought he heard someone quietly saying? Mark Mark Mark he stopped in his tracks and listened but nothing, he took a few more steps and again, Mark Mark Mark.
As being the well known TV investigator he decided to investigate and took a few steps inside the church yard and again he heard, Mark Mark Mark, the closer he got the louder it got until mark was confronted by the Vicar
Williams-Thomas jumped out of his skin and said is it you vicar calling me ? Do you need help to which the vicar replied, "you stupid intrepid investigator, it's my dog he has a bit of a nasal problem"
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