My doctor's a Chelsea fan (just went for a blood test) and his brother (an Arsenal fan) sent him the following joke after the Liverpool defeat...

"A middle aged businessman has been pulled out of the Thames dead. He was wearing high heels, fishnet tights, scarlet lipstick and nails and a Chelsea shirt. Police removed the shirt to spare the family embarrassment".

To which he replied "today that should be Man U. And an Arsenal fan was also pulled out but had been in the water so long everything was decomposed"!