then you must be a pervert. If someone accepts this basic flaw there is no point in arguing with them. Their brains will not compute. Computer says NO.

I think that most people have a pervert thought now and again some have them 24/7 but of course the basis of a perverted thought is dependent on the persons based thinking.
Some may find rubbing genitals against an oak Tree perverted other may be amused.

So what could be classed as perverted?
Banging one off in the bath thinking about your teacher.

Dreaming of a pvc clad blow up doll.

Dropping candle wax on nappies

Seeing someone walk past you and finding them attractive.

There is no based line.

Mark Williams-Thomas one is blonde girls so I'm led to belive in constant with Sabrina the teenage witch.

In my experience an oak chafes; but if we are talking a smooth cedar...well....

everyone is a pervert in someone's eyes.

JK of course being in Show Biz has to go one better and be a Vile Pervert.

If you've got a thing for women in burkhas, you'd be a Veil Pervert.

Randall wrote:
If you've got a thing for women in burkhas, you'd be a Veil Pervert.
Or if you are into rodents, a vole pervert?

I see my comment about liking beef didnt get through. (Veal pervert)

You must have got Spam/Troll filtered due to the implied mention of ex Chief Constable Mike Veale!!!