Like Einstein is known for E=mc2 I too am known as MWT=G(enius).

Join me on my next series (currently being filmed in my basement) as I disect and discuss (in detail) all theories, except my own!

You just have to believe me on this one as you do on my other investigations you dopey mugs!

Yes, we do sell mugs in our new line of merchandise. We will be doing T-shirts when we work out how to reduce the size of my ego.

Just don't tell Action Fraud or the tax man!