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TOPIC: Covid - the sex rules
#201799
Wyot

Covid - the sex rules 3 Years, 6 Months ago  
I am nothing less than thorough in this subject, so below all you need to know:

www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-53736087

Key messages:

Please take special care to ensure that your relationship with a partner is "established". Casual sex is now prohibited.

Disappointment for romantics and those with exemptions for health reasons, as we are enjoined to wear masks, and assume sexual positions that "limit face to face contact".
 
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#201805
Honey

Re:Covid - the sex rules 3 Years, 6 Months ago  
I am surprised they haven't installed perspex covid-safe sex booths in Tesco.
 
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#201825
Jo

Re:Covid - the sex rules 3 Years, 6 Months ago  
Oh dear. I wonder what all those staggering out of pubs at 10 p.m. are going to find to do now.

Honey, your comment reminded me of Woody Allen's movie Sleeper (one of my favourites).

 
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#201828
Green Man

Re:Covid - the sex rules 3 Years, 6 Months ago  
Honey wrote:
I am surprised they haven't installed perspex covid-safe sex booths in Tesco.

I can imagine Larry the Cable Guy telling that joke at his next tour. I can never get enough of 'At the Wal-Mart' routine.
 
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