First they tell us that the virus is easily transmitted in houses, but pubs are ok because they are "covid safe"(providing you shield yourself with a pasty) unless it is after ten o clock, when it becomes dangerous, pasty or not.
Now we can have relatives galore in our previously deadly houses, and the pubs that were covid safe before are now too risky , and we cant go in them together, even if we hold the magic pasty, but we can breathe all over each other in church instead, pastyless, and the NHS, which was on the brink just three weeks ago, now has an abundance of beds and doctors, and everything is fine and dandy!
What on earth are they serving in that House of Commons bar?