Leap Up And Down (Wave Your Knickers In The Air..such a jolly title and the sort of thing I often do (in private) remember it well..and of course organs of repute like the
Daily Sport &
News of The World must have lurved it but...
today you would be crucified, cancelled, questions asked in Parliament and 'woked' (whatever the fuck that means) & transgender binaries & the LGBT mob would be after your guts for garters.
# I don't know why but they would be..mind you might even sell another 400K so stick on You Tube, monetize it get a million views
## got be a vile pervert angle there for the Mail