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TOPIC: EXCLUSIVE - the porn MP
#220914
EXCLUSIVE - the porn MP 1 Year, 11 Months ago  
The porn was an Angela Rayner lookalike crossing and uncrossing her legs. Why was he watching it on his phone when he could have just looked across the Commons?
 
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#220915
Wyot

Re:EXCLUSIVE - the porn MP 1 Year, 11 Months ago  
Oh you are naughty....
 
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#220918
Wyot

Re:EXCLUSIVE - the porn MP 1 Year, 11 Months ago  
I wish all the current cabinet would sit about all day watching porn or re-runs of The West Wing (the same thing to a number of them). This would at least stop them pushing their legislation through.

The country would have fared far better if they had all forgotten the media scare stories about Covid in favour of furtive viewings of 1970s German classics...
 
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#220933
Re:EXCLUSIVE - the porn MP 1 Year, 11 Months ago  
This is beyond me. Watching porn isn't illegal. It's stupid, boring and unimaginative but should someone not be told "Excuse me; can you stop watching that please?".
Certainly not resign.
But of course the media exaggerates everything. I said during the Savile fiasco, these days a peck on the cheek gets re-invented as rape.
I suppose next it's any MP who answers an E-Mail whilst sitting in the house will be kicked out. Quite right too; if they paid attention instead of crossing and uncrossing their legs or dashing to the toilet, they might get on with suffocating the False Allegations Industry or even stopping children dying from starvation.
 
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#220934
Re:EXCLUSIVE - the porn MP 1 Year, 11 Months ago  
"Outrage". "Uproar". "Women in particular". For God's sake - grow up everyone.
 
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#220935
Re:EXCLUSIVE - the porn MP 1 Year, 11 Months ago  
I can confirm that Angela Rayner was spotted looking on her phone at videos of tractors to see "whether they could cross or uncross their wheels".
The question is - were these the tractors she used to run over Jeremy Corbyn? The anti-semitic tractors? German made.
 
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#220937
Green Man

Re:EXCLUSIVE - the porn MP 1 Year, 11 Months ago  
JK2006 wrote:
I can confirm that Angela Rayner was spotted looking on her phone at videos of tractors to see "whether they could cross or uncross their wheels".
The question is - were these the tractors she used to run over Jeremy Corbyn? The anti-semitic tractors? German made.


Ardonis.



This is beyond me. Watching porn isn't illegal. It's stupid, boring and unimaginative but should someone not be told "Excuse me; can you stop watching that please?".Certainly not resign.

MP's have done a lot more than watch porn how about swindling, embezzlement, bullshitting to the public and in the Commons, knobbing underage kids and drink driving ?

If the UK goes to war and triggers WW3 - Liz Truss is to blame she is cluesless just like Biden.
 
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#220942
Honey

Re:EXCLUSIVE - the porn MP 1 Year, 11 Months ago  
JK2006 wrote:
This is beyond me. Watching porn isn't illegal. It's stupid, boring and unimaginative but should someone not be told "Excuse me; can you stop watching that please?".
Certainly not resign.
But of course the media exaggerates everything. I said during the Savile fiasco, these days a peck on the cheek gets re-invented as rape.
I suppose next it's any MP who answers an E-Mail whilst sitting in the house will be kicked out. Quite right too; if they paid attention instead of crossing and uncrossing their legs or dashing to the toilet, they might get on with suffocating the False Allegations Industry or even stopping children dying from starvation.


There might be more to it. As every schoolgirl or woman who works in a factory will confirm, some men/boys will look at porn in full view to threaten and intimidate.
Otherwise, wouldn't you just smack him on the head with the newspaper and tell him to cut it out?
 
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#220946
Green Man

Re:EXCLUSIVE - the porn MP 1 Year, 11 Months ago  
Neil Parish and his wife must of seen Kenny Chesney live a few times. Neil wife said 'I love a farmers tan' Neil said I love a tractor.

 
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#220955
Re:EXCLUSIVE - the porn MP 1 Year, 11 Months ago  
Ah I see from today's paper it IS against the law to watch porn in the Commons (not, apparently, in the Lords). Just like doing 32 MPH or attending a party. So that explains it. Isn't society wonderful?
 
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#220970
Green Man

Re:EXCLUSIVE - the porn MP 1 Year, 11 Months ago  
Honey wrote:
JK2006 wrote:
This is beyond me. Watching porn isn't illegal. It's stupid, boring and unimaginative but should someone not be told "Excuse me; can you stop watching that please?".
Certainly not resign.
But of course the media exaggerates everything. I said during the Savile fiasco, these days a peck on the cheek gets re-invented as rape.
I suppose next it's any MP who answers an E-Mail whilst sitting in the house will be kicked out. Quite right too; if they paid attention instead of crossing and uncrossing their legs or dashing to the toilet, they might get on with suffocating the False Allegations Industry or even stopping children dying from starvation.


There might be more to it. As every schoolgirl or woman who works in a factory will confirm, some men/boys will look at porn in full view to threaten and intimidate.
Otherwise, wouldn't you just smack him on the head with the newspaper and tell him to cut it out?


So John Deere, does nothing to you the ladies then ?



























For the guys !


 
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#220971
Wyot

Re:EXCLUSIVE - the porn MP 1 Year, 11 Months ago  
If - as it appears - Rayner did try and distract Boris by flashing her "ginger growler" at him - I await the outraged cries of the sisters against this lewd act of sexual aggression.

She must go, and take her menacing growling bits with her.

Really, the level of debate in this country has sunk to a new low.

I can't imagine it ever crossed Margaret Beckett's mind to flash her minge at Ian Duncan Smith. Or John Prescott to expose one of his Jags to Edwina Currie.
 
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#220977
Honey

Re:EXCLUSIVE - the porn MP 1 Year, 11 Months ago  
Green Man wrote:
Honey wrote:
JK2006 wrote:
This is beyond me. Watching porn isn't illegal. It's stupid, boring and unimaginative but should someone not be told "Excuse me; can you stop watching that please?".
Certainly not resign.
But of course the media exaggerates everything. I said during the Savile fiasco, these days a peck on the cheek gets re-invented as rape.
I suppose next it's any MP who answers an E-Mail whilst sitting in the house will be kicked out. Quite right too; if they paid attention instead of crossing and uncrossing their legs or dashing to the toilet, they might get on with suffocating the False Allegations Industry or even stopping children dying from starvation.


There might be more to it. As every schoolgirl or woman who works in a factory will confirm, some men/boys will look at porn in full view to threaten and intimidate.
Otherwise, wouldn't you just smack him on the head with the newspaper and tell him to cut it out?


So John Deere, does nothing to you the ladies then ?



























For the guys !




No thanks, GM. He looks just like "Mrs Brown"


I think she was just joking about flashing her ginger growler, as you do.
 
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#220978
Green Man

Re:EXCLUSIVE - the porn MP 1 Year, 11 Months ago  
Wyot wrote:
If - as it appears - Rayner did try and distract Boris by flashing her "ginger growler" at him - I await the outraged cries of the sisters against this lewd act of sexual aggression.

She must go, and take her menacing growling bits with her.

Really, the level of debate in this country has sunk to a new low.

I can't imagine it ever crossed Margaret Beckett's mind to flash her minge at Ian Duncan Smith. Or John Prescott to expose one of his Jags to Edwina Currie.


Currie did flash her twat at John Major. (The thought of it sends shudders down my spine)

I wondered if Rayner, shaved her pubic to hair to a shape of a tractor ?
 
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#220981
Wyot

Re:EXCLUSIVE - the porn MP 1 Year, 11 Months ago  
Green Man wrote:
[quote]Wyot wrote:


I wondered if Rayner, shaved her pubic to hair to a shape of a tractor ?


I suspect that her pudendum was shaking & "growling" too much for this act of topiary to take place.. .
 
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#220996
Green Man

Re:EXCLUSIVE - the porn MP 1 Year, 11 Months ago  
Wyot wrote:
[quote]Green Man wrote:
Wyot wrote:


I wondered if Rayner, shaved her pubic to hair to a shape of a tractor ?


I suspect that her pudendum was shaking & "growling" too much for this act of topiary to take place.. .


 
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#221003
Honey

Re:EXCLUSIVE - the porn MP 1 Year, 11 Months ago  
Actually, I am quite impressed by Angela Raynor completely ignoring all the talk of her "growler".
 
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#221018
Wyot

Re:EXCLUSIVE - the porn MP 1 Year, 11 Months ago  
Honey wrote:
Actually, I am quite impressed by Angela Raynor completely ignoring all the talk of her "growler".

Easy to do if you raised the subject of your "growler" in the first place. Plant the seed, so to speak, and sit back...
 
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