Prime Minister- Jonathan King (well who else! And he will take everybody to the Moon with his policies...)

Foreign Secretary - Honey (her diplomacy is boundless...an end to war...)

Chancellor - Wyot (he proved with his stance on Covid that he can add up better than most "scientists", and Hedda)

Education Secretary - Hedda (for services to continual enlightenmemt regarding b-list celebrities and life in our former penal colony)

Dept Environment - Green Man (there is nothing he can't catch and eat with some wire and tenacity... he loves wildlife, and wildlife loves him)

Minister Without Portfolio - Barney (the shape-shifter needs a protean brief....He will never be constrained by names or logic...)

Culture & Pop - Robbiex (cos he knows stuff...)

Congratulations all.

Hedda, should make Rural science a compulsory subject.

Fuck the rest of the GCSE's etc.

Also teachers need to teach kids how to be build shelters from materials found on the land and cooking and hunting for food. If it moves you can eat it.

I also make sure no more houses are built on green belt or on brown land. If city folk moan about foxes then it's their fault for getting new builds built on brown land. You destroted their home and they are getting their own back.

If you're out a long walk in the woods Wyot and you are injured, please remember to use tampons to stop deep cuts even bullet wounds can be treated with tampons. If you're to shy to buy them then make them and I know how to.

Never say never.

I would only conduct my meetings at campfire's via video link none of the green seat stuff for me. However would I still need to go to London ??

Minister Without Portfolio, are they also basement dwellers, Wyot ?

Wyot wrote:
Prime Minister- Jonathan King (well who else! And he will take everybody to the Moon with his policies...)

Foreign Secretary - Honey (her diplomacy is boundless...an end to war...)

Chancellor - Wyot (he proved with his stance on Covid that he can add up better than most "scientists", and Hedda)

Education Secretary - Hedda (for services to continual enlightenmemt regarding b-list celebrities and life in our former penal colony)

Dept Environment - Green Man (there is nothing he can't catch and eat with some wire and tenacity... he loves wildlife, and wildlife loves him)

Minister Without Portfolio - Barney (the shape-shifter needs a protean brief....He will never be constrained by names or logic...)

Culture & Pop - Robbiex (cos he knows stuff...)

Congratulations all.


Who will be Transport Secretary ?

Green Man wrote:
[quote]Wyot wrote:



Who will be Transport Secretary ?

Thomas the Tank Engine:

- He puts customers over profit
- You can get a fucking seat for your money
- He doesn't say "mind the gap" or "see it say it sorted" in a dumbo's voice 300 times per trip
- If delayed Thomas doesn't skip your station to get to busier ones to meet a target
- He is cute

No you won't have to come to London GM. As Environment you will be based in a tree house in a forest of your choosing.

We are nothing if not authentic.

Prime Minister- Jonathan King (well who else! And he will take everybody to the Moon with his policies...)

Sod the moon song. He gave us Genesis, 10CC and the Bay City Rollers. More importantly Genesis.

I know it's cliche but I wouldn't be here if it was not for Genesis. Their music pulled me out during my lowest moments.

If wasn't for JK would they still gotten a contract at Charisma ?

Is this you Wyot? The Tank Engine post. Suspect URL.

JK2006 wrote:
Is this you Wyot? The Tank Engine post. Suspect URL.

Yes me - sent from usual device.

Wyot wrote:
[quote]Green Man wrote:
Wyot wrote:



Who will be Transport Secretary ?

Thomas the Tank Engine:

- He puts customers over profit
- You can get a fucking seat for your money
- He doesn't say "mind the gap" or "see it say it sorted" in a dumbo's voice 300 times per trip
- If delayed Thomas doesn't skip your station to get to busier ones to meet a target
- He is cute

No you won't have to come to London GM. As Environment you will be based in a tree house in a forest of your choosing.

We are nothing if not authentic.


We should be like these guys.

Thanks for the position wyot, good to know I'm not forgotten. Hopefully, I will get a grace and favour appartment with the position and entry to a private members club (groper free).

Green Man wrote:
[quote]Wyot wrote:
Green Man wrote:
Wyot wrote:



Who will be Transport Secretary ?

Thomas the Tank Engine:

- He puts customers over profit
- You can get a fucking seat for your money
- He doesn't say "mind the gap" or "see it say it sorted" in a dumbo's voice 300 times per trip
- If delayed Thomas doesn't skip your station to get to busier ones to meet a target
- He is cute

No you won't have to come to London GM. As Environment you will be based in a tree house in a forest of your choosing.

We are nothing if not authentic.


We should be like these guys.








For the suggested cabinet positions, there couldn't be a better choice for Education Secretary - than the Green Man.

robbiex wrote:
Thanks for the position wyot, good to know I'm not forgotten. Hopefully, I will get a grace and favour appartment with the position and entry to a private members club (groper free).

An absolute pleasure Robbie to admit you into the "Ministry Of All The Talents". But please do post more as I did almost forget you - and we love your stuff!

MalcolmY wrote:
[quote]Green Man wrote:
[quote]Wyot wrote:
[quote]Green Man wrote:
[quote]Wyot wrote:


For the suggested cabinet positions, there couldn't be a better choice for Education Secretary - than the Green Man.



It was a close call with Hedda Barney; but no one does "rural affairs" better than GM (and John Craven, alas, is not available...)

"Education Secretary - Hedda (for services to continual enlightenmemt regarding b-list celebrities and life in our former penal colony)"

Minister for smart cocktail parties & meaningless gossip thank you.

I have to say WYOT - if offered the job as Prime Minister there is not enough money or incentive in the world to get me even consider it.

JK2006 wrote:
I have to say WYOT - if offered the job as Prime Minister there is not enough money or incentive in the world to get me even consider it.

This is precisely why you are my KoH Prime Minister!

hedda wrote:

"Education Secretary - Hedda (for services to continual enlightenmemt regarding b-list celebrities and life in our former penal colony)"

Minister for smart cocktail parties & meaningless gossip thank you.

See - you just can't help yourself "educating"....x

JK2006 wrote:
I have to say WYOT - if offered the job as Prime Minister there is not enough money or incentive in the world to get me even consider it.

You would need a terribly thick skin to be Prime Minister.

Wyot, I a delighted with my position as foreign secretary. It might be hampered by my peculiar inability to learn any other languages, but hey ho.

Your mistake though, is to choose posts to suit our knowedge and backgrounds, when you are apparently supposed to pick somebody that knows zilch about their area and move them around before they get the hang of it.

Wyot wrote:
[quote]MalcolmY wrote:
[quote]Green Man wrote:
[quote]Wyot wrote:
[quote]Green Man wrote:
Wyot wrote:


For the suggested cabinet positions, there couldn't be a better choice for Education Secretary - than the Green Man.



It was a close call with Hedda Barney; but no one does "rural affairs" better than GM (and John Craven, alas, is not available...)

If I can be a Housing Minister also !

Farmers, will have more powers to defend their own land and property from villians. No building any new builds, you have to build high not wide if you want tower blocks then be it. Every time a house a house demolished it must be replaced with a tower block, the government have over populated Britian. The hotels are housing immigrants will need to be sold off as flats also.

I would work with Wyot and other clever people on how we can use sea water for energy (tidal power) and a source for running water.

I would like to do rewild nothing that will ruin the eco-system or domestic pets. I would also like people to raise their own chickens whose with the land, space and time or you will end up with rats. Chicken feed is notorious for rats. Maybe even a few sheep or pigs. Honey can take Liverpool wool to her meetings.

I hope this woman will look after them, or plump them up food or has she done it for show ? I did this in the past to prove a point but I did give the ducks them to a local duck farm after a few months. The chickens I brought up from eggs made a nice meal.

metro.co.uk/2022/07/05/mum-now-has-three...ns-hatched-16942201/

Do we a get a natonal Marillion Day Wyot ?

Honey wrote:
It might be hampered by my peculiar inability to learn any other languages


That accomplished linguist GM should be able to render some assistance.

He's capable of communicating in many languages and dialects.