A sign outside the local "eaterie/pub", read ..."in the interest of our customers health this is now a non smoking zone".(written on a blackboard)
Unfortunately, errmm, what happened was...a 44 year old musician and food writer, wrote underneath.."we also have no interest in the food we serve and our beer has seen better days".
I have no idea who the culprit was at all, honest guv.