1 CHICO... good luck to the goat herd
2 ORSON... well well look what the Tipsheet did!
3 PUSSY... nothing special
4 NEW SUGABABES... ditto
5 CB RAE... good for her
6 MADGE... still successful after all these years
7 NEW KANYE WEST... we agree on Bush
8 MECK... height problems; hair problems; bet he doesn't care
9 FEELING... lack of it
10 BIGGY... deady

11 NEW WACKO... sell that damn white efelump
12 NEW PLACEBO... eye makeup is SO not noughties
13 NEW BLACK EYED PEAS... especially when served with veg



Craig David new at 18! Oh dear, smacked wrists. Anyone remember Telstar?
and Fightstar 27...... Oh dear, anyone remember boy bands?