To me - and those who frequent a certain Surrey boozer - TEA is Traditional English Ale, brewed by the Hogs Back brewery for about 25 years.
An amber ale that goes down a treat with Fish & Chips - TEA is a major seller and award winner.
Sought after by the aristocracy of English beer drinkers; I am merely an Earl.
When newcomers to pubs around Surrey hear the order - 'a pint of tea, please' - eyebrows are raised, and the request is repeated and turned into a question.