This was all set to be an enormous hit in 1972 when certain killers wiped out some athletes and the entire event took on a serious and not jokey at all flavour and my track went the way of all things mortal.

I think it's a very funny lyric, wonderfully applicable to the Olympics in this year of China and Tibet. See if it makes you smile in this era of stress and protest. Here's the lyric...

The Official Olympic Games Theme

Proud and strong we’ll stand together –

Fighting champions to the end.

If we lose we’ll still remember

All good sportsmen can be friends.

Tall and mighty,

Butch and flighty,

Muscles bulging in every way.

As the sun sets,

We’ll have no regrets –

We will compete again another day.

Though our brains are small

We’re still walking tall –

Superconditioned for the final fray.

King – Jonjo Music