Ladies and Gentlemen: Thanks for attending

My annual talk on policy and spending.

Tonight I unveil Lucifer’s new tools

For ridding the world of this species of fools;

Children:

Children:

We’ll seduce their souls and empty their hearts;

We’ll create an army of poisoned darts.

By removing caring and loving and learning

We’ll turn them into zombies of hatred and yearning.

They’ll become adults so empty and shallow

That wombs will turn sterile and fields remain fallow.

Deploy them;

Destroy them;

Forget the Black Plague, Aids and host of diseases

This is more effective and kills all it seizes.

It sucks out humanity; sowing depravity;

It vacuums gravity and nurtures insanity.

You won’t believe the power so strong

In persuading the young that love is wrong.

We’ll create a sin of affection;

We’ll make them empty husks with our direction.

We’ll stamp them under foot with our subjection;

We’ll pretend it’s protection

And ban the very mention of the word

Erection.

Teachers, foster parents, doctors, priests;

Everyone who cares most and hates the very least.

We’ll turn them into monsters; depict them as beasts;

Strip down their reputations; eat them at our feasts.

The noblest professions debased;

Refuges for the confused erased.

This is brilliant!

Devastation!

Annihilation!

The final ending of humanity.

The lethal blow to God’s mad vanity.

Ladies and Gentlemen; I give you…

My excellent production:

Satan’s Ultimate Weapon Of Mass Destruction!