Look at him; he’s a vile pervert,

Ogling boys and lifting his shirt,

Looking at girls and rolling in dirt…

He’s a Vile Pervert.

Look at him; he’s a vile pervert.

Don’t be fooled by his winning smile;

Get your shoes on; Run a mile.

He’s a pervert

And he’s vile!

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Verse One

It doesn’t matter what he’s doing;

When he’s thinking something sick.

He will look at someone innocent

And destroy them with his pick.

He will poison every flower

With the filth of his condition;

And will always select kinky

Over missionary position.

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He’ll look sweet and charming,

Open minded, fresh and cute.

But the depth of his depravity

Is far beyond dispute.

Just because he’s good and decent,

See behind it; don’t be fooled.

He is grooming; sex is looming

From the second that you’re schooled.