Immigration to the UK? No problem any longer.
Tuesday, 20 June 2017
Immigration? No problem. Why would anybody want to come to the UK these days?

If you manage to get here you’ll be burnt to death in a stupid high rise or killed by a mad Welsh loony or terrorist on a bridge.

The economy is clearly about to collapse, with stupid Brexit screwing everything.

We have a cold, robotic, useless Prime Minister.

The weather has always been ghastly and is getting worse.

The food is generally vile and the legal system is broken; shattered to pieces.

Makes Syria look quite a nice option.