"Who was Little Steven? How old is he? How do you know him", I was grilled. Took me ages to convince the blinkered cops that it was MUSIC by Miami Steve Van Zandt. A terrific musician. Oh, forget it!

Likewise, when I was on bail and needed to travel to the Mediterranean to promote Cuban Boys tracks... "Cuban BOYS? How old are they?".

And when they found only one partially naked photo - an old black and white picture of a gorgeous teenage boy in swimming trunks... "Who is this?".

Answer - "Me actually, when I was 16 on holiday".

I really did feel like Alice in Wonderland, having to justify keeping an old photo of myself!