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[b]hedda wrote:[/b]
[quote][b]In The Know wrote:[/b]
[quote][b]hedda wrote:[/b]
[quote]The QE2[/quote]

QE2 ???

[b]That was scrapped more than a decade ago, hedda !!![/b]

Since then we've had Queen Mary (a bit tarty if you ask me).

Is the corset too tight ?[/quote]

you see this is typical of the types you would encounter in steerage if you were ever foolish enough to wander there.

Gormless lower class (I mean classless) Tories with their white knobbly knees and outsized shorts and a handkerchief tied at each corner passing for a Panama hat and a brand new T-Shirt with Maggie Thatcher's image on it.

Those of us who regularly use huge ships for travel from NY to the UK (and visa versa)recall the QE2 with fond memories as it was like traveling on a floating Dorchester Hotel but we have moved on to the new gala ships that resemble Las Vegas mega casinos where still, fortunately, they have several classes to keep the quality people separated from the hoi polloi as sadly, economics in this "Free" Market Madness mean that the proles are encouraged to go boating in their new shoes.

## tip for ITK- if asked (not that would ever happen but who knows, he may have a brain seizure) dine with The Captain more than once as he must fake politeness as you regale him with endless tales of terrible unions, dole scroungers and free market voodoo economics.
They have a special squad of Filipino sailors who during the night ensure Boring Passengers are consigned to Davey Jone's Locker which is why so many passengers disappear "mysteriously" on cruises.[/quote]

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honey!oh sugar sugar.	Spee32HR wrote: Cruises though - are for the mentally challenged! On my one and only cruise, I heard a large family (on their first cruise) ask this. 'We have numerous cabins on various decks. Do all the decks visit the same ports?' I have been pondering over this. Do you think they were trying to ask if everyone's tickets covered the same offshore day trips?
In The Know	andrew wrote: Butlins. Is that still open? No ... much closer to hedda, andrew !
andrew	Spee32HR wrote: Buxton, Heanor, Matlock or Ripley Butlins.
Spee32HR	Buxton, Heanor, Matlock or Ripley
In The Know	Mrs ITK is now booking the holiday .... ... anyone know where the local food bank is?