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Topic History of: Sad - but true
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Randall Terrible puns like that are actually punishable by a hefty fine in many countries.
Barney My mate's girlfriend was Lorraine.

But he cheated on her, with the lovely Clearly.


Sadly Lorraine passed away unexpectedly.



At her funeral though - he (my mate, a great singer) was honest at least.

When he sang at the reception afterwards -


'I can see Clearly now, Lorraine has gone'
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