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Topic History of: Money...for old rope...
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Barney 100,000 applications on the first day

Many can't avoid looking a gift horse in the mouth


Free money - without risk

No questions asked....


Barney Coronavirus Business Interuption Loan Scheme (CBILS) - this facility is called

Very generous - £50k unsecured, interest free with no viability criteria

However - the fine print and conditions - would require Einstein QC to decipher


Barney Barney wrote:
Providing thousands of pounds to micro-businesses is ground breaking; as there will be little time for analysis of the claimants.

Usually - when a bank considers lending - due diligence is undertaken, to assess risk and repayment ability.

However - the £25k appears to constitute a quasi grant, for the smallest of business entities - many of which are just not viable.



This Small Firm loan scheme will be available from Monday to businesses - on an unsecured and interest free basis.

And without the need for a viability study. Only a 'simple form' has to be completed - with some fraud checks.

£50,000 is now readily available, at banks, to - pubs, shops, restaurants, building firms etc. - to get them over the crisis.


Undoubtedly the most generous credit ever made available to anyone - anywhere.

Showing, as I said before, just how seriously the government is viewing things.

Money is simply no object...


wyot Similarly Hedda I am already sick of the TV ads now being all about bloody Corona and trying to make a buck by promoting themselves against a load of sentimental tosh.

An ad I saw last night 5 times would have you believe Natwest are a branch of social services....
hedda So many taking advantage of the virus: all the telcos and on-line services like Ebay etc have laid people off but it's ludicrous as (I'm sure it's same in UK & EU) entities like on-line sellers are booming and telcos must be pulling in millions in new fees.