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Topic History of: Chris Morris and the BBC
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JK2006

As I watch Chris Morris (who's quite good and, I gather, a fellow Cambridge Uni lad) - I cannot muster one second of interest into the silly Pincher fiasco - and spend my time hearing the conversation between BBC bosses before giving him the gig...

"Chris we really like you but you're going bald. This is a major problem. We CANNOT have a bald Political Editor".
"Oh, OK, I'll get a hair job".
"Yes, please do otherwise we'll have to give the job to somebody else who's probably awful but has hair and, better still, is a woman, the other main concern. Mind you our last one, Laura Unpronounceable, had a Jonathan King lip and refused cosmetic surgery, so we had to fire her despite the fact that she was the correct gender".