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Topic History of: What is relentless sledging?
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hedda |
QueenOfTarts wrote:
Er, it's Oz Cricket Olde Boy.
To unnerve the Pommie Bastard batsmen, er 'batters', the dirty digger close fieldsmen, er 'fielders' tease hard with very personal remarks, like being hit with a sledge-hammer!
E.G. "Your HOT bitch of a missus was a great SHAG last night, she couldn't get enough!"
To which any cool Englisman might retort, "Not as HOT as the gang-bang your young daughters are gagging for at our hotel!"
it's why the Aussies always win as Pompous Pom's retort should have been
"you are correct as I was there in bed with her" |
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Green Man |
QueenOfTarts wrote:
Er, it's Oz Cricket Olde Boy.
To unnerve the Pommie Bastard batsmen, er 'batters', the dirty digger close fieldsmen, er 'fielders' tease hard with very personal remarks, like being hit with a sledge-hammer!
E.G. "Your HOT bitch of a missus was a great SHAG last night, she couldn't get enough!"
To which any cool Englisman might retort, "Not as HOT as the gang-bang your young daughters are gagging for at our hotel!"
Cricket slang always sounds like it was made up by a bunch of middle-class, drunk students.
Posh git at Charterhouse (waving): "Excuse me, do you want to play some cricket old boy Kenneth King on this delightful day ?"
King: "Naff Orf" |
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QueenOfTarts |
Er, it's Oz Cricket Olde Boy.
To unnerve the Pommie Bastard batsmen, er 'batters', the dirty digger close fieldsmen, er 'fielders' tease hard with very personal remarks, like being hit with a sledge-hammer!
E.G. "Your HOT bitch of a missus was a great SHAG last night, she couldn't get enough!"
To which any cool Englisman might retort, "Not as HOT as the gang-bang your young daughters are gagging for at our hotel!" |
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Jo |
Maybe it's some kind of Etonian practice.
(I think he meant relentless criticism.) |
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JK2006 |
Going downhill fast? |
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