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Topic History of: I have SO many clocks
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Green Man |
Honey wrote:
Green Man wrote:
Honey wrote:
I hope nobody hates me enough to leave me a clock. I cant bear ticking.
I only have two. One is a time teaching one that says "ten to" etc and the other one tweets bird noises in French, both for teaching purposes only, and kept switched off.
Oh, and possibly a hideous gilt thing you get for weddings, but it has never been out of the box.
I might leave it to Mr King. 
You could put the clock on someone's head and try and shoot the clock off the bonce.
I could hit it from Jupiter. It is enormous and currently lurking in the attic along with the silver bon bon dishes, which were even more baffling.
And please, before Barney and his imaginary pals tell me how ungrateful I am, I already know, and am exceedingly unbothered. 
My mother was like that Honey. I remember her moaning at a clock she got from Christmas, it did not suit the decor they had. However my father did finally using it in his study. He couldn't throw anything away. Even then the clock looked out of place. I think the nude paintings he had might have something to do with it.
Bon Bon dishes do make good spittoons. If you were thinking of taking up chewing tobacco.  |
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Honey |
Green Man wrote:
Honey wrote:
I hope nobody hates me enough to leave me a clock. I cant bear ticking.
I only have two. One is a time teaching one that says "ten to" etc and the other one tweets bird noises in French, both for teaching purposes only, and kept switched off.
Oh, and possibly a hideous gilt thing you get for weddings, but it has never been out of the box.
I might leave it to Mr King.
You could put the clock on someone's head and try and shoot the clock off the bonce.
I could hit it from Jupiter. It is enormous and currently lurking in the attic along with the silver bon bon dishes, which were even more baffling.
And please, before Barney and his imaginary pals tell me how ungrateful I am, I already know, and am exceedingly unbothered. |
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Green Man |
Honey wrote:
I hope nobody hates me enough to leave me a clock. I cant bear ticking.
I only have two. One is a time teaching one that says "ten to" etc and the other one tweets bird noises in French, both for teaching purposes only, and kept switched off.
Oh, and possibly a hideous gilt thing you get for weddings, but it has never been out of the box.
I might leave it to Mr King.
You could put the clock on someone's head and try and shoot the clock off the bonce. |
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Green Man |
Honey wrote:
I hope nobody hates me enough to leave me a clock. I cant bear ticking.
I only have two. One is a time teaching one that says "ten to" etc and the other one tweets bird noises in French, both for teaching purposes only, and kept switched off.
Oh, and possibly a hideous gilt thing you get for weddings, but it has never been out of the box.
I might leave it to Mr King.
I once had 3 clocks in my front room, they were house warming presents. I didn't mind the ticking however some guests did. I do prefer noisy clocks over ABBA and bubblegum music. |
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Honey |
I hope nobody hates me enough to leave me a clock. I cant bear ticking.
I only have two. One is a time teaching one that says "ten to" etc and the other one tweets bird noises in French, both for teaching purposes only, and kept switched off.
Oh, and possibly a hideous gilt thing you get for weddings, but it has never been out of the box.
I might leave it to Mr King. |
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