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Topic History of: Two classic after Christmas dinner quotes from my Mum. Max. showing the last 5 posts - (Last post first)
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Mart
1.(Whilst watching a trailer for "Happy Feet".
"Are those real penguins? I can`t see without my glasses on."
(provoking initial mirth followed by long conversations about animatronics and green screen etc)
2. (Viewing Christmas cards)
"Thats actually Jonathan King in the middle of that Card! He does like to wind them up doesn`t he.."