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Topic History of: Christianity is Rudderless
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Wyot Downing Street Cat wrote:
Jobcentre tomorrow morning.

JOB 199666 Pope/Archbishop of Canterbury

Numeracy and literacy skills required

No experience necessary as full training given

Must be willing to act as a scapegoat when media run out of people to blame.

Be willing to give TV interviews in a darkened room when the church gets it all tits up.

Charisma of a Maiden Aunt would be ideal.


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Belief in God not mandatory...
Green Man You forgot that being a nonce or knowing nonces is an advantage in the job advert.
Downing Street Cat Jobcentre tomorrow morning.

JOB 199666 Pope/Archbishop of Canterbury

Numeracy and literacy skills required

No experience necessary as full training given

Must be willing to act as a scapegoat when media run out of people to blame.

Be willing to give TV interviews in a darkened room when the church gets it all tits up.

Charisma of a Maiden Aunt would be ideal.
Al Gershwin For the first time in over 300 years (1691; I believe) - there's no Pope or Archbishop of Canterbury.....