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Downing Street Cat
Rich wrote: Downing Street Cat wrote: Have had two or three in the last few days. Last night one the size of a small boy on a tricycle ran across me on the duvet. I didn't kill it. It ran down the side of the bed, and then disappeared. I live surrounded by gargantuan hedges that breed a million bugs. Not remotely interested in me. Looking for casual sex. The spider that is. Fascinating creatures that run the gauntlet of us human mountains of flab and flesh to make babies.
Go and watch the final Dr Who story of John Pertwee from 1974 which is on BBC iPlayer, the six parter Planet Of The Spiders. It sounds like you will enjoy it and all the "8 legs". They speak with lovely feminine voices too.
Downing Street Cat wrote: Have had two or three in the last few days. Last night one the size of a small boy on a tricycle ran across me on the duvet. I didn't kill it. It ran down the side of the bed, and then disappeared. I live surrounded by gargantuan hedges that breed a million bugs. Not remotely interested in me. Looking for casual sex. The spider that is. Fascinating creatures that run the gauntlet of us human mountains of flab and flesh to make babies.
Go and watch the final Dr Who story of John Pertwee from 1974 which is on BBC iPlayer, the six parter Planet Of The Spiders. It sounds like you will enjoy it and all the "8 legs". They speak with lovely feminine voices too.
Have had two or three in the last few days. Last night one the size of a small boy on a tricycle ran across me on the duvet. I didn't kill it. It ran down the side of the bed, and then disappeared. I live surrounded by gargantuan hedges that breed a million bugs. Not remotely interested in me. Looking for casual sex. The spider that is. Fascinating creatures that run the gauntlet of us human mountains of flab and flesh to make babies.