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BR A couple of posts have suggested that I am too gloomy !! sorry here is a joke to show that I am full of fun !!
Enjoy !


A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway.

Nothing has moved for half an hour when suddenly a man knocks on the window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks, - 'What's going on?'

'Terrorists down the road have kidnapped Gordon Brown, Alistair Darling, David Miliband and Jack Straw.

They're asking for a £10 million ransom or they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We're going from car to car, taking up a collection.'

The driver asks, 'How much is everyone giving, on average?'

'Most people are giving about a gallon.'
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