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Topic History of: Further Horror at Frog Eating Dogs Home ... Max. showing the last 5 posts - (Last post first)
JK2017 |
They had thought of involving the DPS...
(Dog Prosecution Service) and DC Barking but Flintoff proved his innocence and they left him well alone.
Aslan |
JK2006 |
drove me mad with their late night discos. |
Martin K |
I formally deny that I am not a the murderer of mice. However, I did stick some "mice food" in the loft after three sleepless nights involving many various scratching noises.
I was not aware that this was a poison, as it had a picture of a mouse on the label.
I catagorically believed I was feeding them, as there is a picture of a dog on the dog foods tin, and it had made me confused.
I have taken in to account that there is not a frog on a tin of dog food, and my lawyer will be looking into this.
But seriously folks, it was a horrid and smelly expierience:sick: |
JK2006 |
Let alone the frogs about the dog! |
Martin K |
Due to problems with the the running of hot water to a bathroom, a dead mouse has been discovered to have been hidden in a hot water pipe by a plumber.
The plumber has said , in a statement , that "it must have got in through the water tank in the loft".
There are no suspicous circumstances, and the much maligned dog-beast of the area appears to not be involved.
God I hate living in the woods! |
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