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Topic History of: Budgets and our society...
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JK2006 As the amount of historic allegation cases mounts (I predicted this 12 years ago), we can anticipate massive increases in expenditure.

Police and CPS tracking, finding, convicting such people as Stuart Hall, the Brewers, this RAF person, Jimmy Savile - we're looking at enormous expense and man hours. Indeed, soon we can be sure police will be told NOT to bother with trivial offences like terrorism, murder, muggings, arson because there simply aren't the resources. Government and its masters (the media - 'twas ever so) will instruct our cops to concentrate on these great stories (preferably involving celebrities but ALWAYS involving sex) and ignore such things as finding criminals and stopping crime.

Then, with still further cash required to track down and prosecute these ghastly headlines... oops historic crimes... involving sports presenters cuddling babies 50 years ago, hospitals and schools will have to be closed (we've got to get the money from somewhere)... then our taxes will rise (we've got to get the money from somewhere).

I suggest we cut to the inevitable - since tax collectors won't be affordable either, let's simply pass a law that most of our weekly salaries be delivered directly into the hands of the "Arrest Elderly Celebrity Vile Perverts" fund instead of to us workers.

After all, it was 95p in the pound when I was a young pop star under Harold Wilson and George Brown.

Scrap the office of Prime Minister! Replace him with Witchfinder General.

It's so easy.