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Topic History of: Friday funny - Stars In Their Eyes
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Martin K |
Timmy Mallet enters the Star In Your Eyes stage.
Matthew Kelly says...."Hang on don`t tell me who you are, it`s on the tip of my tongue!" |
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Kev |
A young man walks onto the stage of Stars In Their Eyes, on crutches, with a plaster cast from his feet to his hips.
Matthew Kelly introduces him as Simon. 'It's very brave of you to come out here,' says Matthew. 'Please tell the audience what happened to
you?'
'Well' replies Simon 'about a year ago, I was driving with my uncle when we had a really bad accident. Unfortunately my uncle was killed outright, but I survived. I was trapped in the car for six hours before I was eventually cut free.' 'The
doctors had me in surgery for 12 hours, but they couldn't save my legs.'
'That's terrible. But I see you have legs now. Are they artificial? 'asks Matthew.
'No Matthew. While I was in hospital the doctors informed me that my uncle had in fact died, but that his legs were fine and with all the advances in medical science, they could graft the bottom half of his body onto mine. As you can see the operation was successful. I have been having physiotherapy for six months and hope to be walking fully again by the end of the year.
A huge round of applause erupts from the audience.
Kelly responds with: 'That's an unbelievable story. So tonight, who are you going to be?'
'Tonight, Matthew, I am going to be Simon and Halfuncle'. |
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