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Topic History of: What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
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Martin K |
A man arrives at his dream holiday destination somewhere in Africa.
After three days of pleasantly listening to the constant drumming, on day four he had a headache and had finally plucked up the courage to ask the tour guide if the drums could be stopped for a day, due to his hangover.
Tourist; Can the drums stop for a bit please.
Guide; No the drums must never stop!
Tourist: Why not for heavens sake?
Guide; After the drums comes bass solo...
Yeah , I know put my details in the bin on my way out.....next...... |
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nathanjay |
So often you see "LOL" but that really did make me laugh out loud  |
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mikemacca |
gets dressed and goes home... |
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Martin K |
A guy gets a bass guitar for Xmas, and gets lessons from a tutor.
The first week, the tutor says "thats the "E" string, pluck it four to the bar I will see you next week."
Week two, the teacher says"thats the A string, pluck it eight to the bar and I will see you next week".
Week three.
The bassist doesnt appear. The teacher is furious, and rings him the next day.
The bassist apoligised, and said "Sorry sir , I had a gig."
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Kev |
Homeless  |
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