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Topic History of: What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Max. showing the last 5 posts - (Last post first)
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Martin K
A man arrives at his dream holiday destination somewhere in Africa.
After three days of pleasantly listening to the constant drumming, on day four he had a headache and had finally plucked up the courage to ask the tour guide if the drums could be stopped for a day, due to his hangover.
Tourist; Can the drums stop for a bit please.
Guide; No the drums must never stop!
Tourist: Why not for heavens sake?
Guide; After the drums comes bass solo...
Yeah , I know put my details in the bin on my way out.....next......
nathanjay
So often you see "LOL" but that really did make me laugh out loud
mikemacca
gets dressed and goes home...
Martin K
A guy gets a bass guitar for Xmas, and gets lessons from a tutor.
The first week, the tutor says "thats the "E" string, pluck it four to the bar I will see you next week."
Week two, the teacher says"thats the A string, pluck it eight to the bar and I will see you next week".
Week three.
The bassist doesnt appear. The teacher is furious, and rings him the next day.
The bassist apoligised, and said "Sorry sir , I had a gig."