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[b]JK2006 wrote:[/b]
[quote]Any truth in the rumour that the current future No1 Heroes will be followed by an alternative version, also backed by your splendid soaraway Sun, on behalf of the Twin Towers Terrorists?

Will we see Flame Mitchell, tabloid editor, saying &quot;we want to be fair and to cater to all people - let nobody forget that one person's killer is another person's hero. So the successful TV franchise U Factus, which has taken television to new heights of superficiality, will record Heroes for all those who supported the - admittedly far less successful - World Trade Centre war against oppression. Although we Brits have killed many more innocent people in our recent wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, we think it is only fair for a group of finalists in a No Talent contest to wail and shriek and ruin a good tune in the name of charidee. Since we have several Muslim readers, and since our sole motive is to boost our flagging circulation with hypocrisy and cliches, we've decided, in the name of balance, to run and run with this concept. Further future covers will support serial killers, a very under estimated group of readers, who are heroes to hundreds of loonies too. With luck we can dominate the meaningless No1 slot on the charts for years, simply by sticking to this format - Music For Murderers. Now excuse me I must get back to beating the shit out of my husband&quot;.[/quote]

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Topic History of: Music For Murderers - an interesting trend?
Max. showing the last 5 posts - (Last post first)

Author	Message
BR	True but another nail in our Music Industry as life relevant.
Toby	Very funny JK and well said - one man's freedom fighter is another man's terrorist.
JK2006	Any truth in the rumour that the current future No1 Heroes will be followed by an alternative version, also backed by your splendid soaraway Sun, on behalf of the Twin Towers Terrorists? Will we see Flame Mitchell, tabloid editor, saying "we want to be fair and to cater to all people - let nobody forget that one person's killer is another person's hero. So the successful TV franchise U Factus, which has taken television to new heights of superficiality, will record Heroes for all those who supported the - admittedly far less successful - World Trade Centre war against oppression. Although we Brits have killed many more innocent people in our recent wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, we think it is only fair for a group of finalists in a No Talent contest to wail and shriek and ruin a good tune in the name of charidee. Since we have several Muslim readers, and since our sole motive is to boost our flagging circulation with hypocrisy and cliches, we've decided, in the name of balance, to run and run with this concept. Further future covers will support serial killers, a very under estimated group of readers, who are heroes to hundreds of loonies too. With luck we can dominate the meaningless No1 slot on the charts for years, simply by sticking to this format - Music For Murderers. Now excuse me I must get back to beating the shit out of my husband".