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Topic History of: BBC - DLT faces charges about "alleged female victims"...
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honey!oh sugar sugar. andrew wrote:
Why would I want to tap her on the shoulder ?

You might surprise her by going to meet her off the bus in the dark or something. If its cold steer clear of balaclavas!


A friend returned home late at night from a trip away to find that his wife had taken the dog out.
As he saw them approaching, decided to surprise her by leaping out of the back door wearing nothing but a top hat and waders.
It was a total stranger.
His wife had been called away urgently and left her friend in charge of the dog.
Pattaya In The Know wrote:
Pattaya wrote:
andrew wrote:
my girlfriend always carries a Prick, in her handbag in case ....

Over to you ITK


... in case no one turns up?

Seriously, isn't that a crime in itself?


Indeed!
andrew Why would I want to tap her on the shoulder ?
honey!oh sugar sugar. Anon wrote:
andrew wrote:
my girlfriend always carries a brick, in her handbag in case she has to defend herself, why don't more women do that ?

I can't speak for anyone else, i'd see carrying a brick or any other dangerous weapon in my hand bag as totally unnessicery as i've barely been in a situation where using that level of violence would be justified...


Andrew would be unwise to surprise her on the street. He could tap her on the shoulder and BOOM! his head's gone.
Anon andrew wrote:
my girlfriend always carries a brick, in her handbag in case she has to defend herself, why don't more women do that ?

I can't speak for anyone else, i'd see carrying a brick or any other dangerous weapon in my hand bag as totally unnessicery as i've barely been in a situation where using that level of violence would be justified...