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Topic History of: Ah! the morning e-mail box...
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Grandpa Harley I'm getting those from Iraqis.

This is one of the funniest Anti-Spam actions I've seen

www.geocities.com/steerp1ke/David_Ehi.html

If you've read H.P. Lovecraft or watched NYPD Blue it's a hoot!
zooloo (
Martin I`m very sorry Harley,I didn`t understand a word of that.
Grandpa Harley Those script kiddies think they're such L337 hAxx0rs too...

In my wild years it could take a team of us to break into places we shouldn't be; Using VT terminals, spoofing from Janet to the SPSS network and thence to Arpanet, manually sending control sequences to fool the remote system, as each section broke spoofing sessions to the next in the chain. There were times that the nature of the subtle changes in what needed to be sent to connect made it akin to playing Jazz improv with strangers while wearing ear plugs.

These days, the nasty little buggers just use the borrowed talents of others to exploit weaknesses that the real deal L337 have found and written T00l2 for.

Imitation may be the sincerest form of flattery, but the brainless aping of real talent is like watching shit slinging monkeys competing for attention.

Trojans are the tapeworms of the internet... just without the charm and morality of those creatures...
Martin I think this week was just my week for it, when these nutters get stuck into a subject, that`s there task for the week. We thought we were virused on Wednesday, but after speaking to techie, it would appear to have been a hack. My screen went stripey and said "commencing file dump continue?"
All damaged work now repaired, it annoys me, but doesnt get to me. I used to leave the Broadband on all day, this is a habit that I will stop when I nip out to shops now I think!