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honey!oh sugar sugar. |
Barney wrote:
Both have been bankrupt.
Their ex-husbands though have fared better.
Peter Andre (a legend) got £11k recently, for switching on Southport's Christmas lights.
Shane Ritchie is also an icon - to London's Eastenders.
Kerry Katona wins the lousy husband contest. One was a drug dealer and another one actually tasered her! |
Barney |
Both have been bankrupt.
Their ex-husbands though have fared better.
Peter Andre (a legend) got £11k recently, for switching on Southport's Christmas lights.
Shane Ritchie is also an icon - to London's Eastenders.
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honey!oh sugar sugar. |
Katie Price and Kerry Katona are clearly very unwell. Poor cows. |
Barney |
Price, Kaytona, Nolan are in there
With so many other hasbeens
On daytime TV - and tabloid press
Telling us how much weight they've lost
And how boyfriend #7 is lovely
Unlike #6, who left me, paying his bills
Many have faces like 'bags of spanners'
Yet still think they're glamorous, and interesting
Nolan's childlike and obnoxious remark about a fellow panelist, was rightly punished though
Sadly, she was allowed to return - to read her autocue again...
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