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Topic History of: In the junk that comes through the door today..
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Mart |
Polish?
My ex wife was Mr Sheen!
Ask Mart!(c)more Blunt than James |
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zooloo |
My wife doesn't understand me... but she's Polish, I thought she was an alcoholic. |
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Mart |
Yes I don`t know why I buy papers half the time ITK.
My favourite bit has allways been the letters and trivial problem pages (sport and cooking obviously too) and they are all on this screen in front of me these days, except... (uh oh! I hear you gasp..), the problem pages.
And so, I trucked around to the local Mecca Express(Tesco Express, in English) earlier, and recounted my story of their junk mail to the kindly staff behind the counter who agreed with me.
The nice young man behind the counter was talking about his wife, I butted in , like I do, and said "Hang on, is this a, `my wife doesn`t understand me problem?`"
He said "Yes".
I said ,"get a new one".
Got a problem?
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In The Know |
The simple question, Mart, is "Why buy a paper in the first place?"
With Net News so up to date (rather than yesterdays news) I don't understand how newspapers keep going. |
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Mart |
...grrrr.
"Ten steps on how to be greener .
Every little helps!"
Courtesy of Tesco.
That takes the junk mail biscuit for me.
I must say I have read nothing but the cover and sadly as a result of chucking it in the bin, I fear I may have put it in the wrong recepticle for recycling purposes.
Shame on me, I realise in keeping in with "green" policies, I should have photocopied it a million times and done a huge mail out, for other people to realse the error in their junk mail accepting ways.
Now, back on to shaking the paper over the bin before reading it...... |
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