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Topic History of: Cycling banned - in UK
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Honey	JK2006 wrote: What's the date Barney? My birthday. I'm sixty. Who would have thought I would be spending it under house arrest? The cycling joke is very very nearly believable. It is only a little less far fetched than those Morons putting black dye in the pool. A month ago we would have thought the whole thing was an April fool.
JK2006	What's the date Barney?
Barney	This is the latest coronavirus related dictate, announced this morning by the government. All cycling - on tandems, bicycles and unicycles - is immediately made illegal, due to new findings. Seemingly - those infected with the virus - can easily spread it, when cycling within 275 feet of others. No exceptions are permitted - and there are suggestions that the ban may be extended to motorcycles soon.