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Topic History of: Swimming Cancelled
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Barney New coronavirus legislation has stipulated that swimming is no longer allowed in the United Kingdom.

This morning, many habitual swimmers were quarantined - as doctors determined that 'too clean' people may harbour the virus.


Already, swimming pools are being emptied of chlorinated water, to facilitate the investigation.

Some swimmers are being harshly interrogated.